I just wanted to say hello and confess that I was searching for amusing allergy problems posts to reblog when I found your blog. Anyone that can complain about Halloween candy and dress up solely for a Chipotle discount is worthy of a medal.
Haha why thank you. :3
This is depressing, everyone has an excuse to eat mass amounts of candy for Halloween and not feel bad about it. But allergies don’t work that way. If I eat mass amounts of milky ways today I will still feel bad about it as I go into anaphylactic shock…. BOOOOO
I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again.
It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.
I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg
(Source: flexyrhead, via peculiar-patrick)
until the moon
I felt the weight of a thousand sunsets/ before I finally found the moon./ sunken into an ocean deeper than blue/ she carried me to you/ wilted and shivering I had nothing to offer/ not hope nor hand/ i only had pieces and they were few to bother/ I hardly knew a soul/ my only love the moon/ bathed in her stars and clouds so mute/ I opened my eyes and blushed at my youth/ everything so green/ and the world there to prosper/ and then you wake up/ and see what it offers/ to many nights cold in the street/ until you meet the moon/ and finally feel free/
Eyebrows are sisters not twins. Let’s be real guys.
I’m bad at talking…
and social interaction in general…